she is dressed for something, something that is no good
So I was running to the bathroom cause’ I had to answer nature’s big call. And while I was opening the door, I saw a lizard running to take cover behind the toilet. So, literally, at the back of my mind there was a lizard, while I was taking a shit. And because I kept thinking about that lizard, I sat at the edge of the seat and tried to shit as fast as possible. Funny, huh. But, it’s good to be home ♥



